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  The Naylors

  First published in 1985

  Copyright: John Stewart Literary Management Ltd. 1985-2012

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  This edition published in 2012 by House of Stratus, an imprint of

  Stratus Books Ltd., Lisandra House, Fore Street, Looe,

  Cornwall, PL13 1AD, UK.

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  This is a fictional work and all characters are drawn from the author’s imagination.

  Any resemblance or similarities to persons either living or dead are entirely coincidental.

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  About the Author

  John Innes Mackintosh Stewart (who also wrote as Michael Innes) was born in Edinburgh where his father was Director of Education. He attended Edinburgh Academy before going up to Oriel College, Oxford where he was awarded a first class degree in English and won the Matthew Arnold Memorial Prize and was named a Bishop Frazer scholar. After a short interlude travelling with AJP Taylor in Austria, including studying Freudian psychoanalysis for a year, he embarked on an edition of Florio’s translation of Montaigne’s Essays. This subsequently helped him secure a post teaching English at Leeds University.

  In 1932, Stewart married Margaret Hardwick, who practised medicine, and they subsequently had three sons and two daughters. By 1935, he had been awarded the Jury Chair at the University of Adelaide in Australia as Professor of English and had also completed his first detective novel, ‘Death at the President’s Lodging’, published under the pseudonym ‘Michael Innes’. This was an immediate success and part of a long running series centred on ‘Inspector Appleby’, his primary character when writing as ‘Innes’. There were almost fifty titles completed under the ‘Innes’ banner during his career.

  In 1946, he returned to the UK and spent two years at Queen’s University in Belfast, before being appointed Student (Fellow and Tutor) at Christ Church, Oxford. He was later to hold the post of Reader in English Literature of Oxford University and upon his retirement was made an Emeritus Professor. Whilst never wanting to leave his beloved Oxford permanently, he did manage to fit into his busy schedule a visiting Professorship at the University of Washington and was also honoured by other Universities in the UK.

  Stewart wrote many works under his own name, including twenty-one works of fiction (which contained the highly acclaimed quintet entitled ‘A Staircase in Surrey’, centred primarily in Oxford, but with considerable forays elsewhere, especially Italy), several short story collections, and over nine learned works on the likes of Shakespeare, Kipling and Hardy. He was also a contributor to many academic publications, including a major section on modern writers for the Oxford History of English Literature. He died in 1994, the last published work being an autobiography: ‘Myself and Michael Innes’.

  J.I.M. Stewart’s fiction is greatly admired for its wit, plots and literary quality, whilst the non-fiction is acknowledged as being definitive.

  I

  ‘Have you heard the news?’

  It was clear from Charles Naylor’s tone that he was sure they hadn’t. His hasty tumbling into the drawing-room might have been accounted for by his being late for whatever offered on the tea-table. But his question was obviously designed to startle. It had come with a mingling of gloom and glee.

  ‘Uncle George has lost his faith again.’ Grabbing the last scone, Charles directed this announcement chiefly at his father, Edward Naylor, who was George Naylor’s elder brother and the head of the family. ‘But not, of course, as with Clementine. Not lost and gone for ever. The article may be better described as simply mislaid.’

  ‘Ah!’ Edward Naylor said.

  ‘Perhaps it was to be expected,’ Mrs Naylor said. ‘But will it be with the same result as before?’

  ‘Definitely.’ The glee now frankly predominated in Charles, who was proving slow to reach a responsible age. ‘I’ve just taken a telephone call from Uncle George. He’ll turn up on Monday or Tuesday. And I’ll bet with a minder hotfoot in pursuit of him. So two more mouths to feed, mummy.’

  The Naylors didn’t really have to consider mouths in quite that fashion. In a wider context Edward Naylor made it understood that he necessarily nursed financial anxieties, but nobody knew whether or not these were justified, since in business matters he kept his cards hard up against his chest. Hovering penury had therefore become a routine family joke.

  ‘Minder’ was a joke of Charles’s own. With a liveliness of fancy not particularly characteristic of him, he had come to posit the existence of a kind of corps of theological therapists maintained by the episcopate to cope with such spiritual crises as his uncle’s now. It was certain that a chap detailed from this Special Duties squad would arrive at Plumley in no time, settle in unobtrusively as a family friend, and get to work during walks in the garden or through the park. Just what pressure a minder applied, Charles didn’t profess to know. Presumably he didn’t simply take Uncle George behind a tree and twist his arm until he screamed that he was recanting his errors. It would be murmured stuff about the momentousness of the thing, and what after all is faith, and let us define our terms with clarity. That was probably how a minder started in. And being a skilled man at his job he pretty regularly came out on top.

  ‘We must do our best to support your uncle,’ Edward Naylor said with gravity. He had managed without much difficulty to be thus tolerant when the problem turned up on a previous occasion, perhaps because there was something reassuringly old-world about clergymen losing their faith. It had been a painful but perfectly respectable phenomenon in the Victorian period, and Edward, although vigorously operative in an up-to- the-minute industrial environment, was – at least when at home – a man of conservative mind.

  ‘Of course we must.’ Hilda Naylor gave her father instant approval. Hilda was the eldest child and only daughter. ‘I like Uncle George best when he gets in a fix. There’s something endearing in it. He improves with tribulation in the most orthodox and edifying way.’

  ‘So he does,’ Henry Naylor said. Henry was three years younger than his brother Charles, and in his final year at Rugby. ‘Uncle George is much improved . . .’

  ‘Quiet, Henry!’ Charles interrupted commandingly. He knew that Henry had enunciated the first line of a ribald quatrain in which ‘improved’ rhymed with ‘removed’ and Uncle George ended up singing soprano in the choir. Charles would have been perfectly ready to bawl out Fescennine songs on an appropriate occasion – a boat-club binge, say – but anything of the sort became smut when offered in the presence of women. You could make fun of Uncle George’s difficulties over his Saviour only so long as you kept it clean. And, of course, only behind his back. Charles would have considered it bad form to ‘cheek’ an older man, whether a relation or not. ‘Do you know,’ he asked, ‘that our dreary vicar has never registered the old boy’s previous wrestling with the demon Doubt? As soon as he hears of his turning up at Plumley he’ll invite him to preach to us. A difficult moment for Uncle George.’

  ‘Bu
t Mr Prowse is a comparative newcomer to the living,’ Mrs Naylor said. ‘It’s natural that your uncle’s problems should not be known to him. Perhaps your father should say a quiet word.’

  ‘I’d leave quiet words to the minder,’ Charles advised. ‘They’re his thing.’

  If quiet words were not the Naylors’ thing, neither were loud and assertive ones. Naylors weren’t aggressive; they didn’t ‘create’; but on the other hand they seldom suggested diffidence. According to Hilda, who had an unprofitable disposition to reflect on such matters, diffidence, or an air of it, was an upper-crust thing and didn’t come, whether by nature or breeding, to people who were middle all the way through. And Naylors were just that: upper-middle, since it was a long time ago that they had hammered nails, and through several generations they had been marchands en gros rather than grocers. They ran a line in oddities occasionally: Uncle George, for instance, and, lurkingly, perhaps Hilda herself. But tribal solidarity was one constituent in their predominant self-confidence and sense of security. They could afford that joke about impending penury. They had plenty of property, and at Plumley they still had a servant or two. In the penultimate decade of the twentieth century this latter condition was a witness to tenacity as well as mere money in the bank.

  They don’t sound very interesting, the Naylors of Plumley. It has to be confessed that they fail to look promising. Anybody disposed to make a book out of them (among their own number Hilda, as it happened) would have to scratch around for that sensitive awareness one of another, whether in family or social life, which so many books nowadays set out to exhibit. So what about each – as the poet says – confirming a prison, much absorbed at least in himself or herself, anxious about the individual destiny which one wakes up with in the morning and then companions until falling asleep at 10.30 p.m.? Sustained introspection is something that Naylors find little time for. Their days are taken up with routine activities neither disinterested and altruistic on the one hand nor of a naked rat-race order on the other, but which are pursued simply because they are what come along. They have a decent regard for one another’s physical well-being and undisturbed nervous tone; they converse, if sparely, upon indifferent topics; the younger among them even contrive to give some edge of gaiety to their talk. But the lid is kept down as a matter of good form. Needlessly, perhaps. Even if raised an inch or two it is probable that nothing very arresting would be glimpsed in the bucket.

  But now a few days have gone by, and George Naylor is leaving London on a crowded train.

  When George became a clergyman the family had felt it as no more than slightly out of the way. With people only a little grander than themselves it had once been the regular thing for a younger son to take orders. That had been because there awaited the devout youth, almost immediately after his adopting those minimal changes in attire which the nineteenth century deemed adequate to distinguish its Anglican priesthood, something like the clerical equivalent of a pocket borough. Even a century later the Naylors themselves could probably have made a certain amount of interest in the way of pushing George ahead. He had been at a promising Oxford college: one so endowed – indeed burdened – with ecclesiastical patronage that its dons had frequently to scratch around for a suitable man to shove into a benefice. Moreover, George was a strong candidate in his own right. He had taken an excellent degree, and while hanging on for a time at the university had shown marked talent as a theologian. He had dined with the Canons of Christ Church – a great thing, if Dr Johnson is to be believed – and when he did take orders had been hurried into that sort of ‘testing’ curacy – a species of trial by ordeal in a slummy city parish – which archbishops and bishops (who had been in their time fags in Arnoldian public schools) regarded as the right prelude to substantial preferment. There was no need for the Naylors to put a discreet hand in a pocket.

  Unfortunately George Naylor liked his slum. He liked it very much. Unable initially to resist being railroaded from it into a tiptop rural living, he had scandalously thrown this up after a couple of years to join an anomalous, even heterodox, ‘mission’ in the East End of London. As far as the family could make out, he had become a kind of curate again. There was no money in the thing, and a large part of its traffic appeared to be with street arabs whether pubescent or adult. When this latter fact transpired, male Naylors, men of the world, shook misdoubting heads. In fact George was only mildly attracted by young men. Having decided on celibacy, he had to learn at first hand a good deal about tormenting abstinence. Girls – alluringly honey-coloured rather than pinko-grey – habitually bobbed up on him in wet dreams. For a time he decided on a special devotion to the Blessed Virgin. Later he found that keeping up his theological scholarship was a better distraction from all that importunity of the flesh. His chosen field wasn’t exciting, since it had nothing to do with the cut-and-thrust of contemporary theology and even kept well on the far side of the tenth century. There was, indeed, plenty of acrimony among the comparatively small band of professional persons who studied the doctrinal polemics of the early church. But if sparks sometimes flew, any resulting conflagrations were not of a devouring order. In a sense, it had all been rather dull. But George’s ecclesiastical superiors, the remote ones right at the top, eventually judged that the quality of his labours upon the often rather odd pronouncements of the Fathers of the Church had to be acknowledged, and so George was dubbed a Doctor of Divinity. The street arabs and other juvenile persons at the mission, cottoning on to this, took to cheekily calling him Doctor or just Doc. It hurt George a little. Teasing aims to annoy and annoyance can shade into anger, and George believed anger to be a signpost towards sin far more often than not. So at the mission the joke became uncomfortable and was dropped. Back at Plumley, Edward Naylor would occasionally speak to acquaintances of ‘my brother Dr Naylor’ since it sounded a respectable sort of connection. George would have been touched had he heard of this.

  Happening to get to Paddington early, he had secured a corner seat. But then the compartment filled up. A business man (or businessm’n, as the BBC now said) installed himself opposite

  George, produced from a brief-case a sheaf of typewritten invoices, estimates, delivery schedules or whatever, and was poring over them even as the train pulled out past one of London’s innumerable ugly behinds. Then he got out a pocket calculator and fell to tapping its little keys with a kind of vicious satisfaction. George decided that the man was in a bad temper. Perhaps – for George sometimes engaged in idle speculation – it was because his employers, in trouble with their cash flow, were insisting that their wandering representatives and even ‘executives’ should travel second class, like professors and impoverished peers and Fellows of the Royal Society. George was pleased with this thought, or at least with the alliteration in ‘professors and impoverished peers’, and then equally he was dismayed that he should indulge such trivial ideas when in his present serious situation.

  Next to the businessm’n were two women who had plainly been on a whirlwind shopping expedition. Above their heads and on their laps and at their feet were bulging plastic bags bearing the names of popular Oxford Street shops. These women were still perspiring freely from their exertions, and when they conversed together, which they did only intermittently, exhausted wheezings and contented sighs made a prominent part of the exchange. Disillusionment perhaps lay ahead of them when they unpacked, but meanwhile they were as triumphant as Alexander furnished with the spoils of Darius. One of them was enormously fat – she might herself have been an over-stuffed and unaccountably porous plastic bag – and, although the other was not of exceptional girth, between them they left little room for the fourth person in the row, whom George was in consequence only fleetingly aware of as a small and drab male. Beside George sat a third woman, this one being of professional appearance. Beyond her were two young workmen with the tools of their trade in the rack above them; their bare arms were folded over open shirts and bronzed chests; they sat immobile and blankly staring as if in
a state of brute insentience; George had to remind himself that this appearance conceivably masked profound meditation on man’s nature, his destiny and his home.

  George Naylor fell to meditation on his own account. It was naturally of a painful order. Just as once before, his loss of faith had crept up on him disguised as a grotesque loss of memory. He had awakened from a normal night’s sleep wondering about monophysites. What on earth were monophysites? Weren’t they something it was rather useful to have in the blood-stream? But no – that was phagocytes. What were monophysites? George had panicked before the blankness in his mind, obscurely knowing it to be portentous. He had pulled himself together and thought of other things, which is the correct technique when one has forgotten somebody’s name. And, sure enough, accurate knowledge almost at once bobbed up in his head. A monophysite believes that there is only one nature in the person of Jesus Christ. And George, in a happier time, had contributed to a theological journal a paper on Jacobus Baradaeus of Edessa, who had revived this pernicious Eutychian heresy in the sixth century. Perhaps in a sense the heresy might be said to have long harboured in the blood-stream of the Jacobite Church. Perhaps that was why he had thought of phagocytes. It had been a bad slip-up, all the same.

  Then he had taken to forgetting all sorts of entirely commonplace things, and this morbid behaviour had persisted even after he had acknowledged what he was really up against. A couple of days ago he had been unable to recall whether or not he had prepared and eaten his breakfast. He knew that such amnesias often afflict the aged. But he wasn’t aged. He was forty-three. And although he had become aware that his nephew, Charles, referred to him as ‘the old boy’, he was in fact a well-preserved forty-three. So his mind oughtn’t so to misbehave. Even the petty awkwardnesses were discouraging. Only a few minutes ago he had been trying to remember whether he had or had not bought himself a railway ticket for the journey he was engaged upon.